MegVanka Has Landed: Meghan Markle and Ivanka Trump Are at Misha Nonoo’s Wedding, Doing Glamour Differently

The photos trickling in from Rome, Italy, are nothing less than a visual feast for an otherwise average Friday afternoon, and a bit of schadenfreude for anyone who has ever cursed a wedding seating chart.
As we type, Meghan Markle and Ivanka Trump have to sit through the same ceremony celebrating the nuptials of designer Misha Nonoo and entrepreneur Michael Hess.
Call it two households, not alike in dignity. Early snapshots show Meghan and Prince Harry beaming past their small army of guards as they exit their car (not stooping so low as to shut their own doors, thank God!). She put her hair up in the type of perfect regal bun that is usually only reserved for stock photos of princesses.
The new mother had her first big mommy’s night out (or should we say mummy’s, because England), in a truly fabulous blouson-style top adorned with shiny rhinestones. The Daily Mail dutifully reported the dress as a Valentino tulle number costing $13,500. (“Unfortunately, it's currently sold out.”)


Bummer, as the gown boasts what has become the calling card sleeve of the 1 percent: the dress has big arms so dramatic, they inhibit the wearer from doing just about anything. Because that is what assistants are for, of course.
Ivanka, attempting to manifest princessdom herself so doggedly she risks turning into a pumpkin at midnight, opted for her usual over-the-top, not-how-any-human-should-ever-dress aesthetic of a sweeping peach chiffon gown, complete with cape. With her newly short hair in tight curls, it’s pure Barbara Stanwyck, with a hearty dose of American tourist hubris.
Also, with bits of material flying and flowing this way and that, it is a potential health hazard for wearer and passerby alike.

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